Lucky Devil Trading Company exists because you do, you little devils. We're lucky to be here, and you're lucky we are. We will be enhancing your lives with new goodies from time to time. We hope you enjoy them.
But do not be fooled. We are not all sunshine and lollipops. We are not all sweetness and light, although we can be cheerful and upbeat, especially when sufficiently caffeinated.
We are evil. Pure, deep evil. Because evil is so much fun. Behold our evil forebears. We uphold the struggle to be at least as evil as they.